You, sir, are an utter and absolute dingus. Eat all those things until your poop looks like a Pearson's salted nut roll and it will make no difference. Make sure and not to vaccinate your kids, either, they'll drop dead, sure, but they won't stand the infinitesimal chance of contracting autism based on a badly worded… » 12/12/14 5:18pm 12/12/14 5:18pm

And let us not forget, taking the word of Norman Mailer was and remains a dangerous thing. Old Norman was absolutely nuts. Accepting his testimony on anything as 'expert' is akin to calling Glen Beck the 'political voice of a whole generation'. » 10/31/14 3:07am 10/31/14 3:07am

The 270 MPH Sikorsky S-97 Raider Is The Batmobile Of The Skies

Helicopters are great and all, but they've got one serious flaw. They're slow as hell, and that makes them easy to shoot down. So welcome the latest attempt at fixing that problem, the Sikorsky S-97 Raider. And it's sleek and black and mean and it goes like a bat. A very angry bat. » 10/02/14 1:36pm 10/02/14 1:36pm

I'd like to take this opportunity and go out on a somewhat thicker limb to propose that the hardtop version of any car is much prettier than the convertible. The hardtop shape helps to better accentuate the natural hood and trunk proportions of a car. That is all. » 6/24/14 12:57am 6/24/14 12:57am

Okay, hem and haw all you will, but do you realize that you're debating about a grown fucking human JUMPING OUT OF A FUCKING PLANE? C'mon, kids, this is an awesome thing that they're chuckling about, you'd have to knock me the fuck out to achieve this little life bonus. Joke all you will, about 99.99999% of us will… » 6/02/14 5:04am 6/02/14 5:04am